farting at tiffany's

a lady walks into tiffany's.. she looked around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. as she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. 

very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near.

as she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. good looking as well, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like tiffany's.

he politely greets the lady, "good day madam, how may we help you today?" blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her "little incident" she asks, "what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

he answers, "madam, if you farted just by looking at it, you're going to shit when i tell you the price"

huhu, got this e-mail from my boss

=)

dari mata saya

saya sangat suka phone sony

saya sangat suka langit hari ni

i-city, may 30, 2010

fern lane, denai alam

yes, i still can't get over this house

Features:

• Ample natural light to flow indoor
Let the wind in, let the light be bright. Nothing is more welcome than nature's cheerful lighting and refreshing breezes that enter the home through the voluminous windows.
• Raised platform with water feature
Raised 2 feet off the ground, this thoughtfully designed platform separates the living areas from the car porch, adding a sense of privacy.
• Turfed roof
Step out from your upstairs master bedroom and luxuriate in a carpet of soft grass on the unique car-porch rooftop.
• Rainwater harvesting system
Nature's precious resource is never wasted, with a rainwater harvesting system that collects it for use in gardening, and more. 

source: http://property.simedarby.com/Fern_Lane.aspx

house hunting

i still can't get over denai alam's fern lane, cantik and sangat sangat well organized. memang nampak la beza, kenapa denai alam tu mahal. walaupun ada kerja pembinaan dekat area tu, tapi keadaan jalan, and keliling tu masih terjaga. so tak la runsing siapa-siapa yang memang yang duduk kat situ. where as kawasan lagi satu tu, ada construction area untuk phase baru, and jalan masuk ke taman tu dah rosak. main entrance pun dah berlumut, maybe tunggu semua phase dah siap baru nak repair kot. tapi, kesian la resident kat situ terpaksa bertahan aje lah.

and the location itself, sangat sesuai jugak.. terus akan ke kota damansara, ke kanan akan ke shah alam and ke kiri, terus balik ipoh or rawang. senang kan? cuma perlu bertahan dengan jam pagi-pagi kat area bukit jelutong. tapi, dah lama nanti okay la kot kan?

fern lane, berbaloi ke first house beli mahal-mahal macam ni?

a place called home

simple je kan

tapi sangat cozy

i love a cozy place, tak payah kemas sangat

formal sangat pun tak nak

my home, my coziest place on earth

lagi banyak putih, lagi bagus

enchik, u like?

find more pics at design*sponge

help needed

source

for this semester's assignment, i have to distribute some questionnaires on sms usage. on whether the language used in the sms is actually ruining our language. kena buat analysis la, pastu do a write up on it. panjang betul cerita.

so memerlukan pertolongan since i have to distribute the q's randomly, boleh any of you tolong jawap? boleh tak? 

*muka penuh kasihan*

hello, hi, apa khabar?

sangat lah gembira
back to civilization
internet kembali berfungsi
lepas berhari-hari terkejar berkejar mengejar
selamat hari selasa :)

problematic phone

kamu call saya, kamu dengar ringing tone

saya tak pick up, kamu sangat marah sekali

truth is, saya tak tahu menahu pun ada call

phone saya aman je, tau-tau ada sms miss call

kamu hantar sms, saya tak reply

wah kamu marah lagi

truth is, saya tak tahu pun ada message

phone saya tak keluarkan lagi icon 'new message received'

phone saya ada masalah mood

suka hati je nak on bila, nak off bila

owh, entry ni adalah hint yang sangat clear untuk enchik kesayangan


permohonan bantuan kewangan diluluskan
sebagai hadiah birthday
terima kasih semoga dimurahkan rezeki lagi ya :)

need help: house shopping

wah bunyi tajuk sangat over kan, as if rumah sangat murah kah?
one thing to cross from my 30 before 30 list is to own a house
(okay actually beli rumah is before 27 huhu)
he got his own place, so saya pun mesti la nak jugak kan

looked around at denai alam area, they just launched their fern lane of 2 & 3 storey houses tapi harga macam sangat lah di luar kawalan minda, starts from 500k. alam budiman was okay, starts from 300k and nusa rhu, starts from 300k too.. semuanya dekat pinggiran shah alam. dari segi teratur tak teratur, of course denai alam is a lot better than the rest. tapi ongkos pun a lottt better jugak than the rest.

tak tau lah, rumah kat area shah alam ni dah jadi sangat mahal. i prefer condo or apartment, konon lebih selamat bila encik's not around. which leads me to subang andaman somewhere at batu 3 area. where else?

korang beli rumah macam mana eh, i mean what's the ideal budget for youngsters yang baru nak mula hidup, baru kahwin untuk beli rumah. for me not so expensive la kot, as in tak berapa sure lagi nak settle down kat mana kan. so maybe condo or apartment tu ideal for me. nanti bila dah agak-agak pasrah nak settle down kat shah alam or somewhere in kl and most importantly poket pun selesa, baru settle for a super nice home.

macam mana ni encik? seri kembangan is too far, denai alam is too expensive, kota damansara pulak ada masalah jam.... haihhh....

*dalam hati sangat mahu denai alam*

ada suggestion tak what to read before buying a house? opy, ada link tak?

perhentian

yang mana satukah chalet kita?

wiwiwi

i like~*

accident

what a great day
rupanya saya bangun awal & keluar awal ke office
untuk langgar kereta orang
tak tau nak call siapa
cuma mampu hantar sms
"i langgar kereta orang"

kisah sanggul

i'm sure you all tau and aware pasal sanggul cone head yang banyak dijual sekarang. kat arzu ada, hajaba ada, and online shops pun ada jugak jual. the reason being is benda ni famous di arab, benda ni buat pemakai nampak cantik bila ada sanggul tinggi, and nampak kemas or so bila pakai tudung...

thanks to opy, she passed this link to me (dia memang penuh dengan link). and bila google pun, i saw quite a few people yang dah distribute article ni. nak kata saya bagus atau terbaik dari segi pemakaian tu sangat la tidak tapi just sharing lah kot kan. kalau suka sila baca, kalau tak suka then takpe kay.. :)

It's a trend nowadays that many muslim Malaysian women are into the new hijab wearing i.e. wearing a shawl-like syrian style hijab. I posted on my Fb status recently stating that I too, would want to wear the syrian women hijab style with high bun but unfortunately my hair is short thus cannot tie or do a bun at all.I also received few suggestions to buy fake buns online or at Arzu, KLCC.

I used to study in an arabic-medium school and had learned that when you wear tudung, you're not supposed to show any indication that your hair is long by tying your hair really high/do a bun until men can notice the presence of your long hair eventhough you wear your cover/hijab. That defeats the purpose of wearing a hijab.However, I can't remember the hukum whether it's haram or harus or makruh.

Being curious, I googled about this sanggul arab issue and found the hadith related:

Quote::
“ akan muncul dalam kalangan umatku di akhir zaman, kaum lelaki yang menunggang sambil duduk di atas pelana, lalu mereka turun di depan pintu-pintu masjid. Wanita-wanita mereka( isteri mereka atau anak perempuan), berpakaian tetapi seperti bertelanjang ( nipis&ketat). Di atas kepala mereka pula(wanita) terdapat bonggolan (sanggul atau tocang) seperti bonggol unta yang lemah gemalai. Oleh itu laknatlah mereka semua. Sesungguhnya mereka adalah wanita-wanita yang terlaknat”- 

hadith riwayat Ahmad, jil.2, ms. 223.

Rasulullah s.a.w bersabda:

Quote::
“dua golongan penghuni neraka yang mana aku sendiri belum pernah melihat keadaan mereka didunia: golongan yang membawa cemeti seperti seekor lembu lalu menggunakannya untuk memukul manusia dan juga kaum wanita yang berpakaian seperti bertelanjang, menggoyangkan badan dan berlenggang-lenggok, kepala mereka ada suatu seperti bonggol di kepala unta yang bergoyang-goyang. Mereka tentu tidak akan memasuki syurga atau mencium baunya sedangkan bau syurga itu dapat dihidu dari jarak perjalanan begitu dan begini”
–hadith riwayat Muslim. Hadith no 212-

I would say that I was tempted at first as I saw some women/celebraties/tv presenters looked really pretty wearing the syrian style hijab with high sanggul/bun. Sometimes, bila nak cantik, manusia selalu lupa pada hukum walaupon dah belajar.I am one of them. Bila nak buat benda jahat, laju je.
Anyway, in wearing hijab,niat perlukah menghalalkan cara? I dare not jatuhkan hukum or say that it is haram wearing the fake sanggul arab.However,at the moment, I'll just forget about buying the sanggul arab thingy.

source: ibu to hannah & sophie

need help!

tolonglah kat mana nak cari tudung syria corak-corak
yang boleh beli online?

dah penat cari kat kedai tapi tak jumpa

colors

today's outfit yang bermacam color

blue, black, brown, teal

warna-warni sama macam dalam hati :)

bila dapat e-mail bertimbun-timbun

bangun lambat

hadiah kenduri kahwin

dengan cuti sekolah yang semakin dekat ni, kad jemputan kawin pun dah datang satu persatu. paling ribut bila dalam satu hari ada a few wedding, lagi ribut bila wedding-wedding itu satu di negeri sembilan, satu di pahang, satu di kl, satu di ipoh dan satu lagi tak ingat di mana. macam mana nak kejar? tapi normal la kot. when you reach certain age, this is normal. friends get married, almost everyone get married and setiap cuti sekolah penuh dengan aktiviti kahwin.

dulu waktu belajar, cuma perlu ikut emak or kakak. takda rasa ada kewajipan untuk pergi. tapi sekarang ni, asal ada kenduri akan dipesan oleh emak saya, kalau tak pergi kenduri orang, kenduri sendiri orang pun takmau datang. okay, lagipun mesti lah kita nak celebrate kawan sendiri kahwin. mesti la pergi.

kalau pergi kenduri kahwin, of course la nak kena fikir hadiah apa yang nak kasi kat pengantin ni? kalau pergi ramai-ramai, selalunya share. sorang rm-- berapa-berapa suka. lagi ramai or lagi besar amount, lagi hebat la present.

so, bila sampai saja musim ini. saya pun mula la pusing nak fikir hadiah apa yang nak kasi. last year, ada satu jenis pinggan yang saya suka di lovely lace. ala-ala vintage look, boleh la guna nak serve makanan masa ada special occasion kat rumah. harga pun berpatutan, so untuk musim cuti tu saya kasi pinggan itu sajaaaa untuk mereka yang kahwin. hafiz & fara pun sama je tiru, or maybe malas nak fikir panjang. mana yang tak sempat, kasi angpow saje.

apa yang paling perlu eh? electrical appliances, sebab lepas kahwin masuk rumah baru so harus lah perlu ada kettle, rice cooker, microwave oven. bedsheet pun okay jugak, memang kegunaan kan. untuk kawan rapat, ada la something yang intimate sikit.. hihi.. :) apa lagi apa lagi? gelas pinggan mangkuk sure ada punya tayah risau. tapi, duit pun perlu jugak. lepas kahwin banyak duit yang keluar so angpow is considered okay too.

apa lagi, tiket percutian? wow.. bestnya kalau dapat..

so, cik ct fatimah..
u nak apa?

cool posters

in care of awkward moment

pillows are creeps

where cursors come from

lazy is now awesome

an unfortunate genetic inheritance

all these and more at nathanpyle's

honeymoon?

 untuk mereka-mereka yang suka berjalan, vacation, cuti-cuti malaysia luar malaysia all. this is definitely a good news. 130 destinations at 20 countries to choose from wahai lovelies, punya lah banyak untuk dipilih satu persatu.

nak pergi gold coast? 

ada je kat sini

nak pergi new york? 

fret not, ada jugak

 

you like macau? 

nak pergi pun ada jugak

tapi, ini untuk mereka-mereka yang senang untuk plan

yang memang tau memang insyaallah ada waktu nak pergi tu

tapi untuk kami-kami yang nak berjalan dengan orang yang tidak ketahuan ada atau tak

yang maybe entah di laut mana, di negara tah mana-mana

hanya mampu tengok saja

sedih gila honeymoon mungkin beli tiket on the spot saja

to book your tics, sila lah visit www.airasiago.com (ada hotel sekali) atau www.airasia.com

selamat bercuti (ucapan dengan jealous sekali)

her sewing machine

tak sabar nak tunggu esok to go get my sister's sewing machine

it's actually for my mom to use since she'll stay at my place until june

tapi sambil tu boleh la menumpang guna to finish up my cushion cover

berzaman dah beli kain, tapi tak jugak buat apa

owh, maybe boleh jahit curtain jugak.. wiwiwiwi

gunakan selagi boleh! selagi tak rosak!

oleh kerana my mom pandai menjahit

maybe boleh mintak tolong jahitkan tudung syria

yaampun, suka gila ada mesin jahit di rumah...!

pic source

star sailor

hello star sailor :)
i finally made it today

cepat balik, kita lumba lari

facebook

bila baca article ni via nadiabayu
malas nak ada fb lagi
kesimpulannya, saya tiada fb

monthly photo

i always read nicole balch's making it lovely blog. for her ways of designing and decorating her lovely home and to see her cute cute cute eleanor. since she was pregnant with eleanor, she planned to have her monthly photo, sitting on the same rocker and wearing a felt pin with her age until she is 2 years old. and she's doing it for a year now. tak pernah miss, and i look forward to see this lovely baby.

cute and you can see your baby's growth by month. 

and something yang sangat sangat memorable untuk simpanan. 

so mommies, boleh la try kan?

 i'll do this too when i got one.

lagi satu, untuk cikgu cikgi semua
ct fatimah, nik sensei, shasha belly button, kak ena mazly, kiki qilah, puan hawa
semua cikgu-cikgu yang ajar segala benda secara langsung atau pun tak langsung

"happy teacher's day!"

(^_^)

i learnt to do this today

huhu terima kasih :)

korang excited tak??

saya baca buku ni dari zaman sekolah rendah 

sebab my mom suka baca novel

dari budak setan 1 sampai 3

dari buku dia satu-satu sampai dia compile

compiled version, beli lagi

lepas tu ada sambungan, beli lagi

now that ada movie

sangat sangat tidak mungkin 

untuk tidak tengok 

hopefully tidak la merosakkan cerita

ayu owh ayu

fight

happy friday

ketekunan

last two weeks i went for a check up since i feel some kind of pain at my tongue whenever i chew or swallow food plus so called 'rashes' on it. kelakar kan, apa pulak lidah ada ruam. turned out, the 'rashes' plus pain and the color are symptoms of anemia. gulp.

and my sis pun, so thin but with high level of cholesterol pulak. (kakak mana? rahsia) i know kalau saya pergi check cholesterol level, ada kemungkinan besar, sama je macam dia. so i decided to start exercising as in running! i am so not that type of lady okay. tidak ke gym, tidak suka sukan, bought wii fit but only used it like 3 times, i only run when i stayed with my friends at section 4 back in '07. tu je. but i walk a lot, at malls.. agaknya sebab rasa kurus so tak perlu nak exercise, rosak betul pemikiran kan. 

tapi kalau tak mula, memang takkan jadi sampai bila-bila pun la kan. partner was hell surprised. but when i bought the shoes he started to buy the idea la. tapi itu pun mesti tak berapa nak percaya jugak tu. 

after shoes, jogging spot pulak. where to jog/run? shah alam lake garden, ramai sangat orang. karang lari langgar-langgar pulak. :p tasik sembunyi at section 4 will be too dangerous to jog alone, kat area rumah macam ala-ala segan jiran-jiranku nampak, or just gym? there's a ladies gym at section 7 with very very cheap  entrance fee of rm7. or monthly fee of rm80. murah kan?

finally, bila dah ada semua tu i come to the main & biggest problem. how to stick to the plan?? like really run sampai bila-bila and not just for few days or weeks. tolong la jangan hot-hot bak kata along. no no no ajjah!!

wedding spot

cantek tak?

usaha mencari dan memilih dewan ialah sangat sangat bosan

another option will be dewan st john ambulance

apa lagi eh

sigh~*

are you?

source

am i happy?
yes & no :)

nia

thanks nia for the pressie

she wrote about public speaking and how she needs to get rid of her phobia of talking in front of crowd. tiba-tiba sangat terkena dengan my subject for last semester :) jadi anak murid pun mula la bukak buku untuk try kasi tips for mama rock ini.

but i failed to guess, binatang apa ni

giraffe?

ibu dan pondok

we celebrated ami's day at the restoran pondok padang right beside casuarina ipoh

wah tau tau dah ada kedai baru and casuarina is now impiana

nampak sangat berzaman tak lalu lalang depan tu

newly opened i guess as there were not many shops open for business, 

just this pondok-pondok and one japanese restaurant few doors away. 

we took mothers day set, and oh my memang banyak ok lauk yang dapat plus the ones yang kitorang sendiri tambah menambah since ami tak makan ayam.

makan and seperti biasa tak mampu nak habiskan lalu tapau. the set came with desert, ubi kayu something-something. nice. semua pun sedap. didn't snap a lot, makan lagi penting kan. :)

ami yang busy on the phone with my sister. terpaksa snap candid sebab dia tak suka bergambar. 

contrast betul kami bila bab bergambar ni. for now, my nephew je perangai macam my mom, "no photo!" yang lain, serahkan saje.

so makan makan makan and went home and off to rawang to ate's before heading back to my place. owh sempat jugak tengok dewan tapi hanya tengok, peginya tak tau la bila. takpelah penat sikit, yang penting she's happy on her day. happy mothers day ami!

sabtu ni kita makan besar lagi okay :) owh and take a look at this entry ya, saja nak share. sangat betul kan? and tulis pasal pondok, teringat dulu when we were kids, ami selalu ugut nak lari duduk dekat pondok bila ada kami-kami yang buat perangai. wuwuwu takut gila masa tu. 

hari ni

hari ini #1
i feel like buying a nice looking plus good running shoes and start jogging at the lake garden. semua sebab teruja bila dengar kakak di office boleh lari 8 round dekat stadium tiap-tiap petang kecuali hari hujan. wow, kalau akak tu boleh, kenapa saya tak boleh?

hari ni #2
i feel like going to bali.. no reason, cuma rindu tempat tu. yesterday i felt like going to krabi, teruja sebab sembang dengan the two lovelies pasal vacation and honeymoon..

hari ni #3
dah tengok-tengok tiket ke k.b then ke perhentian. holiday package from nia's hubster. menarik okay, akan pergi july ini kalau sapa-sapa tak buat perangai cancel

hari ni #4
sangat rindu, macam hari-hari sebelum ni lah. macam tu jugak. :)

sabtuday

it's my makan day i think

started with two pieces of roti canai

then lompat tikam at belanga instead of yummy laksam

they're now at empire shopping gallery :)

followed by cute cheese cakes at the loaf

and keropok losong at home

continued with baked macaroni at seri kembangan

and finally nasi embeng warisan, 

so far this is the best nasi embeng yang pernah dicuba. :) i like

enough food for today