a lady walks into tiffany's.. she looked around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. as she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near.
as she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. good looking as well, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like tiffany's.
he politely greets the lady, "good day madam, how may we help you today?" blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her "little incident" she asks, "what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
he answers, "madam, if you farted just by looking at it, you're going to shit when i tell you the price"
huhu, got this e-mail from my boss
=)
4 note(s) from you:
bestnya kalu dpt nie ajjah :)
hahahaha~
niceeeeee...
jangan berlaku depan mata sudaa..
:p
@nurul best kan? harap enchik baca lah entry ni nanti..
@kid ala kalau jadi depan mata pun okay kan, lumrah alam.. :p
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